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I am passing this on to you because it definitely
works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By
following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner
peace.
Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things
I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this
morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of
Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on if you know anyone who might be in
need of inner peace.
Contributed by Judy (I hope she has a good recovery!)
Recognize these guys?
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
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