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Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s
Building Supply when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,
too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big
blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts and a halter top. What
does your wife look like?"
The old timer says...... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old timers are helpful like that!
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try".
"That's no good" sighs Arthur. "Your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help".
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!"
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I can't remember".
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